Kaitlin Bennett

Personality and Appearance

Kaitlin Bennett is a caucasian woman with long, curly, and often messy hair. Kaitlin is rowdy, messy, and not afraid to speak her mind.

Backstory

In college, Kaitlin was extremely left-leaning, brainwashed by the evil bazza. Kaitlyn was very popular, mostly for being fun. Even as a young child, Kaitlin indulged in rampant drinking and drug abuse, destroying her developing brain. This is because she never felt like anyone she was friends with knew the real her, only knowing the drunk party her. While drunkenly stumbling alone from a dorm party one night, Kaitlyn fell over against a wall. However, much to her surprise, the wall completely collapsed. The wall was, in fact, only a hollow cover designed to conceal a long closed off room: a library. Inside, Kaitlyn found tomes that laid out the entire history of the bazza, as well as exposing their evil deeds. The next day, Kaitlyn rushed to spread the news. However, her college friends were far too brainwashed to see the truth, and soon Kaitlyn found herself a social outcast. Devastated, Kaitlyn drank to forget. However, that party was the one where all her years of drinking had finally caught up to her, the straw that broke the camel's back, one might say. Kaitlyn shit herself, and a Bazza agent posted a picture online. The day after that, Kaitlyn awoke in a hospital bed. She had shit herself to the point of extreme dehydration, almost killing herself. Though Kaitlyn eventually recovered, she now has permanent irritable bowel syndrome and almost zero control over her colon. Kaitlyn still keeps her rebellious spirit, but she now stays far, far away from parties and alcohol, and regrets those days horribly. She has accepted that her irritable bowel syndrome is her necessary curse, her permanent reminder not to stray too far from the straight and narrow. With a grudge against the Bazza for making her diarrheal episode public, she swears vengeance for her broken pride.