Dennis Prager

Appearance and Personality

Dennis Prager is an elderly Caucasian man, he has short, white hair and he wears glasses. Dennis has alcoholism. He is intense, insane, and a bit of a genius at times. Dennis can also be devilishly charismatic and charming when he needs to be. No one knows where Prager came from. No one knows if he’s even human. One thing’s for sure though: he hates the Bazza.

Career

Dennis Prager is a radical revolutionary against the Bazza. Dennis is widely viewed as insane, even among others who hate the Bazza. A long time ago, Dennis figured out that almost all major fast food restaurants are owned and operated by Bazza for the purpose of drugging the population. Dennis’ main tactic is to get drunk, barge into fast food restaurants, and perform disgusting acts of sexual degeneracy in an attempt to get the restaurant shut down. This tactic is mostly unsuccessful, and has simply led to him being banned from most fast food places. Dennis also created PragerU, an organization dedicated to filming prager’s drunken rants about minorities, his wife, Bazzas, politics, and anything else on his mind. Prager is also a drug lord who runs an endless turf war with Sarah Palin, however, unlike his rival, he rarely gets high on his own supply, preferring alcohol. Prager’s criminal drug dealers are known as the p-Ragers, and they are currently winning the war against Sarah’s Baby Drillers.