Donald Trump

Appearance

Donald Trump is an overly tanned, slightly overweight Caucasian man with short, blonde hair, and small hands. He is stupid, arrogant, and loud, although rarely malevolent. He is sensitive about his hands.

Backstory

Aclymanian scripture warns of a legendary being, a demigod, marked by orange skin. This savior is known as Donliko, literally Son of Liko in Aclymanian. Legend tells that the Donliko could tell any bazza from a human just by glancing at them, and had a magical sort of control and telekinesis over fast food, even being able to talk to fast food. However, if the Donliko were ever to find out from another, he would go mad with power and destroy everything. Donald currently thinks that people worship him because he is just naturally charming. He has gut feelings about bazza but thinks that the bazza do not exist. He thinks that the voices that come from hamburgers are all in his head. Members of TPUSA (toilet paper USA) hope that by inflating Donald’s ego, they can get him to recognize for himself that he is the Donliko.