Steven Crowder

Appearance and Personality

Steven Crowder is a Caucasian man with wavy, short, dark brown hair and a light beard. He is frequently seen sporting a smug expression. Crowder is an overconfident, arrogant, smug tool, but, to his advantage, he is highly intelligent. Crowder cares deeply for his parents and wishes that they would approve of him. He is ashamed of his Canadian reflexes, and often responds with violence if he is made fun of. Crowder has a thoughtful and intelligent inner monologue, which has been hidden by years and years of trolling.

Backstory

Steven Crowder was born in Detroit, but raised in Quebec. Crowder’s American birthplace is hidden from him by his parents, because they knew that Americans are stereotyped as obese cheeseburger loving idiots, and wanted to protect Crowder from that. However, despite this, crowder’s parents paid little attention to him and mostly let him grow up wild. Crowder craved approval, however, nothing seemed to get his parents’ attention. This was when he learned the art of trolling. As a young child, Crowder figured out that by saying you thought the opposite of whoever you were talking to thought, you might get hours of conversation, as opposed to minutes! As crowder’s intellect remained unstimulated, crowder began trolling more and more, out of sheer boredom. After learning that American is the most hated nationality, Crowder developed a love of America, and soon moved there, not knowing that he was actually American to begin with. By then, crowder had gained a reputation as a thoughtless, rude jerk. The mask had become his face. Deep down, crowder didn’t want to play the asshole for the rest of his life, but he was addicted. Crowder eventually accepted the fact that no one would ever know him as he truly was, that he was destined to be the fool, over, and over, and over, again, arguing endlessly to hide his own insecurities and doubts. Crowder and Ben Shapiro often clash, because Crowder reminds Ben of his younger self. Crowder now works to combat communism and the Bazza, hoping it will atone for years of misdeeds.