Sarah Palin

Appearance and Personality

Sarah Palin is a slightly aged Caucasian woman who wears glasses. She has brown hair, commonly done up in a bun, that appears to have golden streaks when in sunlight. After losing her job, Palin just went full on psycho. Palin’s personality fully shifted from rational, level headed, and calculating, to chaotic, sadistic, and intense. Palin believes that the Bazza’s communist propaganda caused the Alaskan secession, which caused the loss of her job. As such, Palin hates the bazza with a burning passion. She has been reduced to an endless territory fight with Dennis Prager, cackling maniacally, and screaming, “drill baby, drill,” at random intervals.

Backstory

Sarah Palin used to have it all. Kids. A husband. A job as the governor of Alaska. Her story is the ultimate story of what happens when anyone, even the most sane of us, gets pushed to the brink. The classic story of a good girl gone bad. After Alaska seceded from the union due to disagreements over the second amendment, Palin lost her job as governor. As Palin had invested all her money into the Alaskan moose farming industry, which was subsequently destroyed due to the lack of guns in Alaska (guns are a crucial part in moose farming, as the only way to kill a moose is via a bullet to the head) Palin was now broke. Palin went crazy, and was forced to sell drugs for a living, becoming heavily addicted herself. She also grew to command a ragtag drug crew of criminals and misfits, known as the Baby Drillers. This led to an endless turf war over drug territory with Dennis Prager. Prager is currently winning. This led to a divorce, and palin’s kids being taken away from her. Now, Palin has a grudge, a following, and nothing left to lose fighting the Bazza.