Bazzas

Bazzas are a golem or robot like race from Fenodorol. Bazzas have the power to shapeshift into any humanoid form that they wish, except for the bottoms of their feet, which cannot change and always contain the crucial instructions carved on them that make a bazza work. A flaw in this code caused the Bazzas to turn evil and communist, destroying their mysterious creators and the Aclymanians that discovered them. The Aclymanians were the first to discover Fenodorol, tearing a hole in our reality for the Bazzas to jump through. Some Bazzas are gifted with powers of weak mind control, which they can impose on everyone who watches and listens to the bazza’s hypnotic voice through a screen. This is why it is wise to limit screen use, and why our young should stay away from these dangerous screens. Many notable politicians are actually Bazzas in disguise. A bazza kills its original image and steals their identity shapeshifting to look exactly like the victim. Bazza victims include Barack Obama, AOC, Cardi B, Mor, and Ronald Reagan. Bazzas are naturally evil and communist, and they wish to destroy all human societies like they destroyed the Aclymanians: with communism. Bazza names always consist of 3 numbers and a letter, such as 213D, Mor’s true name, and 555X, AOC’s true name. Bazzas have a strict class system, each class corresponding to a letter, although, there are actually 31 Bazza letters and thus 31 bazza classes. A is the lowest class, and Z is the highest, reserved for only the Bazza Tsar. You can tell a Bazza’s general class by the letter at the end of their name, the later the letter is in the alphabet, the higher class the Bazza is. Bazzas control and own most major fast food chains, using them to drug the population into being more sleepy, stupid, and compliant. Bazzas also make media, such as tv shows, specifically many talk and news shows, podcasts, etc. The Bazzas are currently trying to jumpstart the Donpocalypse while the Donliko is still unprepared, however, the only way to do this is by summoning Likominum by collecting aborted human fetuses.