Cardi B

Cardi B is a Bazza whose true name is 349S. Along with Barack Obama, Cardi B is one of the two known Bazza who possess the rare ability to mind control humans through screens. Cardi’s job is to brainwash humans through her hit songs, notably WAP, into more compliant and sleepy thinking. Cardi’s songs are also meant to increase dex drive, leading to more unwanted pregnancies, and more abortions. It is of interest to the bazza, as once enough aborted fetuses are collected the Donpocalypse will trigger.